Well, how do I kick this all off? Start with the story of my life or something? Well...I'll roll with it. I'm going to be artistically stark and brusque.
My name is Caleb, and I am a 22 year old from West Hartford, CT. I also have Asperger's Syndrome, in which I was diagnosed back about two years ago. What that means is that I am hypersensitive to background noises, yet my hearing in conversations and vocal directions sucks. It's weird. I am also very quiet, unless you engage me...then I can talk and talk some more until you don't want me to talk no more. Good luck with that.
I recently got married to a girl named Natalie from Georgia, a.k.a LiveJournal user 'Phoenix_Flame05'. We got married on March 18th, 2009, and took a drive from Georgia to Connecticut, where we live currently. We own a gerbil, two parakeets, and four hermit crabs. CRABBIES ARE CUTE. I HAVE CRABS.
I work at the recently-opened Walgreens Distribution Center in Windsor, CT. It's very high-tech, therefore, an ADHD magnet. It's full time, damn good money and has benefits. People complain too much about the job, but in this economy, I'll fucking take it. Oh please. Letter to some of those cranky coworkers; STOP BITCHING.
Religiously, I have pagan leanings, but by my will overall I am unaffiliated. Religion scares the bejeezus out of me.
I am artistically bisexual. ( I like to draw.) I went to the Art Institute of Boston right after graduating from high school in 2005; it was fun, but I felt like I wasnt being prepared for the real world, with jobs going as they are. So I put it on a shelf and attended Connecticut Center for Massage Therapy, in which I graduated from in December 12th, 2008. I am currently still studying for the Licensure exam, which will be May 11th, 2009. I have not and will never give up on art. I am developing an idea for a graphic novel series; it was to be called "Gomorrah," but a movie that came out recently took that name. It is relevant to what the subject matter involves, but I'll elaborate more in a future entry; I can go off on serious rants about it if I'm not careful.
In terms of politics, something I am really getting into, I have heavily liberal leanings; I loathe the religious right in all ways thanks to my support for same sex marriage and abortion rights. I dont really like people that are against those, but I am very open minded and have the gift of listening to points of view from the opposite side frequently. (This ties into my graphic novel.) Otherwise, I am very skeptical about the three Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.) I may have ambiguously conservative leaning when it comes to the economy and finances, but I am indifferent to that field. I have not made a decision yet on my position on illegal immigration, but I've had to stand up to racist nationalists before, knowing immigrants in my upbringing. People have told me I am a latte-sipping, self-righteous liberal, and tell me I have yet to live in a border state, and then I would change my mind. I doubt it. My mother works in the inner city, and I would go to school with her when I was young, so I have had my fair share of experiences and opinions. I think they are well-backed.
Let's be less 'stark' and 'brusque' for a second here; I fucking hate Ann Coulter. "We need less liberals in this country?" Bullshit, Miss Coultergeist, I am not going anywhere. Lock yourself up in your basement and starve if you don't like moderate liberals like me, or us in general. You can eat your books and shit paste for all I care.
I called the ACLJ (Americans for Civil Liberties and Justice.) on the radio one day because their declaration of pro-choice people as brainwashed and evil was pissing me off. They didnt air me. Oh well. Since I called them, they haven't stopped sending me mail with little babies, evil looking pictures of Obama, and requests for my money. I collect propaganda mail as a strange hobby.
My hobbies include video games (Wow. Original.) drawing, animals, anatomy / physiology, energy theory, and martial arts. (I like Tae Kwon Do and various Chinese Kempo styles; I am good with my legs, but dear god, keep me from grappling styles like Jujutsu!) I dislike 'corporate' sports, thanks to the unnecessary conflicts they cause, and that the athletes make WAY too much money, while the rest of us work our asses off and have, you know, REAL jobs. Who the fuck do they think they are, bitching about their contracts not being 'high' enough? Where is MY 'contract', or my neighbor's 'contract'? 200 million dollars is a lot of fucking money for playing with balls. Complete bullshit. If you were wondering, yes, I've had awful and traumatizing experiences in school and summer sports. My rant is well justified.
That is the end of that. I did deviate from the 'stark' and 'brusque', but aside from that, isn't it a good way to kick things off, don't you think?